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Caffeine

MY RATING

5

2006

Director     John Cosgrove

COMBINED RATING

WIKIPEDIA TRAILER

[SYNOPSIS]

       

A fanciful battle of the sexes ensues when the relationships of the staff and patrons of a quirky London café are unexpectedly turned upside down by sudden revelations of terribly embarrassing secrets having to do with their sexual misadventures.

         
       

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Captain America: Civil War

MY RATING

9

2016

Director     Anthony Russo  .  Joe Russo

COMBINED RATING

WIKIPEDIA TRAILER

[SYNOPSIS]

       

With many people fearing the actions of super heroes, the government decides to push for the Hero Registration Act, a law that limits a hero's actions. This results in a division in The Avengers. Iron Man stands with this Act, claiming that their actions must be kept in check otherwise cities will continue to be destroyed, but Captain America feels that saving the world is daring enough and that they cannot rely on the government to protect the world. This escalates into an all-out war between Team Iron Man (Iron Man, Black Panther, Vision, Black Widow, War Machine, and Spider-Man) and Team Captain America (Captain America, Bucky Barnes, Falcon, Scarlet Witch, Hawkeye, and Ant Man) while a new villain emerges.

[FEATURED CAST]

Elizabeth Olsen

         
       

         

Carry On Cabby

MY RATING

5

1963

Director     Gerald Thomas

COMBINED RATING

WIKIPEDIA TRAILER

[SYNOPSIS]

       

Speedee Taxis is a great success, which means its workaholic owner Charlie starts neglecting Peggy, his wife. Suddenly a fleet of rival taxis appears from nowhere and start pinching all the fares. The rivals are Glamcabs, and they have a secret weapon. All their drivers are very attractive women! Who's behind Glamcabs? It's open warfare and only one fleet can survive!

         
       

         

Carry On Constable

MY RATING

6

1960

Director     Gerald Thomas

COMBINED RATING

WIKIPEDIA TRAILER

[SYNOPSIS]

       

With a flu epidemic running rife, three new bumbling recruits are assigned to Inspector Mills police station. With help from Special Constable Gorse, they manage to totally wreck the operations of the police force and let plenty of criminals get away, even before they arrive at the station. They all have to prove themselves or else they'll be out of a job and Sergeant Wilkins will be transferred. Sub-plots include romances between Wilkins and Moon, Constable and Passworthy.

         
       

         

Carry On Cowboy

MY RATING

4

1965

Director     Gerald Thomas

COMBINED RATING

WIKIPEDIA TRAILER

[SYNOPSIS]

       

Stodge City is in the grip of the Rumpo Kid and his gang. Mistaken identity again takes a hand as a "sanitary engineer" (plumber) by the name of Marshal P. Knutt is mistaken for a law marshal! Being the conscientious sort, Marshal tries to help the town get rid of Rumpo, and a showdown is inevitable. Marshal has two aids - revenge-seeking Annie Oakley and his sanitary expertise.

         
       

         

Carry On Cruising

MY RATING

6

1962

Director     Gerald Thomas  .  Ralph Thomas

COMBINED RATING

WIKIPEDIA TRAILER

[SYNOPSIS]

       

Captain Crowther's lot is not a happy one! Five of his crew have to be replaced and at such short notice before the voyage begins there isn't much to choose from. Not only does he get the five most incompetent shipmates ever to sail the seven seas, but the passengers turn out to be a rather strange bunch too. The SS Happy Wanderer will never be the same.

         
       

         

Carry On Jack

MY RATING

6

1964

Director     Gerald Thomas

COMBINED RATING

WIKIPEDIA TRAILER

[SYNOPSIS]

       

This is the tale of Albert Poop-Decker, a newly commissioned Midshipman (although he took 8 1/2 years to qualify). He joins the frigate Venus, and adventures through Spanish waters, mutineer and Pirates taking his Captain, his sweet-heart and his best-friend with him! With mistaken identities and shipwrecks awash, it's a surprise any of them live to tell the tale!

         
       

         

Carry On Nurse

MY RATING

5

1959

Director     Gerald Thomas

COMBINED RATING

WIKIPEDIA TRAILER

[SYNOPSIS]

       

Set in Haven Hospital where a certain men's ward is causing more havoc than the whole hospital put together. The formidable Matron's debut gives the patients a chill every time she walks past, with only Reckitt standing up to her. There's a colonel who is a constant nuisance, a bumbling nurse, a romance between Ted York and Nurse Denton, and Bell who wants his bunion removed straight away, so after drinking alcohol, the men decide to remove the bunion themselves!

         
       

         

Carry On Regardless

MY RATING

6

1961

Director     Gerald Thomas  .  Ralph Thomas

COMBINED RATING

WIKIPEDIA TRAILER

[SYNOPSIS]

       

The Helping Hands agency employs some very strange people to perform some very strange jobs! Even the simplest of tasks get bungled by the incompetent but lovable staff, as they get given jobs ranging from taking animals for walks (no ordinary animals you understand) to demonstrating new products at a large and prestigious exhibition.

         
       

         

Carry On Sergeant

MY RATING

5

1958

Director     Gerald Thomas

COMBINED RATING

WIKIPEDIA TRAILER

[SYNOPSIS]

       

Sergeant Grimshaw wants to retire in the flush of success by winning the Star Squad prize with his very last platoon of newly called-up National Servicemen. But what a motley bunch they turn out to be, and it's up to Grimshaw to put the no-hopers through their paces.

         
       

         

Carry On Spying

MY RATING

5

1964

Director     Gerald Thomas

COMBINED RATING

WIKIPEDIA TRAILER

[SYNOPSIS]

       

A top secret chemical formula has been stolen by STENCH (the Society for the Total Extinction of Non-Conforming Humans), and so Agent Simpkins and his three trainees are hot on the trail, chasing the villains across the world. There are gadgets galore, and disguises are compulsory if the heroes are to win the day from The Fat Man, Dr Milchman and Dr Crow!

         
       

         

Carry On Teacher

MY RATING

6

1959

Director     Gerald Thomas

COMBINED RATING

WIKIPEDIA TRAILER

[SYNOPSIS]

       

Pupils run amok at Maudlin Street School in an attempt to hang on to their headmaster. He has applied for a new job, but the students like him and don't want to lose him. They concoct a plan - blacken his record in front of the Ministry Inspector and then he won't ever be able to get another job!

         
       

         

Catch And Release

MY RATING

2

2006

Director     Susannah Grant

COMBINED RATING

WIKIPEDIA TRAILER

[SYNOPSIS]

       

After the sudden death of her fiancé, Gray Wheeler (Garner) finds comfort in the company of his friends: light-hearted comic Sam (Smith), hyper-responsible Dennis (Jaeger) and, oddly enough, his old childhood buddy Fritz (Olyphant), an irresponsible playboy whom she'd previously pegged as one of the lease reliable people in the world.

         
       

         

ChickLit

MY RATING

6

2016

Director     Tony Britten

COMBINED RATING

WIKIPEDIA TRAILER

[SYNOPSIS]

       

ChickLit is a comedy drama about four guys trying to save their local pub from closing down. They group write a chick lit, or more specifically a 'mummy porn' novel in the style of 'Fifty Shades of Grey' and it gets snapped up. The only snag is that the publisher insists that the young woman 'author' does press and publicity. The guys have to keep their involvement a secret and so engage an out of work actress to 'role play' the part of the author. This leads to her becoming the star in the film of the book, the tables are turned on the guys and she is in control - leaving them with the awful prospect of having to secretly churn out sex novels for the foreseeable future

[FEATURED CAST]

Dakota Blue Richards

         
       

         

Climax

MY RATING

3

2018

Director     Gaspar Noé

COMBINED RATING

WIKIPEDIA TRAILER

[SYNOPSIS]

       

In the mid 1990's, 20 French urban dancers join together for a three-day rehearsal in a closed-down boarding school located at the heart of a forest to share one last dance. They then make one last party around a large sangria bowl. Quickly, the atmosphere becomes charged and a strange madness will seize them the whole night. If it seems obvious to them that they have been drugged, they neither know by who nor why. And it's soon impossible for them to resist to their neuroses and psychoses, numbed by the hypnotic and the increasing electric rhythm of the music. While some feel in paradise, most of them plunge into hell.

         
       

         

Couples Retreat

MY RATING

5

2009

Director     Peter Billingsley

COMBINED RATING

WIKIPEDIA TRAILER

[SYNOPSIS]

       

Dave and Ronnie, Jason and Cynthia, and Joey and Lucy are close. The group used to include Shane and Jennifer, but they divorced and she's gone. Jason and Cynthia announce that their marriage is in trouble, and they beg their friends (and Shane's young girlfriend) to join them on a couples' retreat, at the package rate, on a tropical island. The others reluctantly agree, planning to play while Jason and Cynthia work on their marriage with an island psychologist. To everyone's surprise, the package is inflexible: each couple must participate in the couples' exercises. Soon fault lines appear in all four relationships. What's in store for each couple?

         
 
 
 
 

 

 

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